Best Selling Save The Turtle Socks

Begone, straws! Save the turtles!

Be slow-paced in your political analysis and activism with this, "Slowcialist" socialist turtle design with some red florals. Perfect for loving turtles, socialism, politics and taking it slow.

Are you a fierce protector of turtles? Do you love a good pun? Then this sock is for you! Our "Mess With The Turtle You Get The Hurtle" design features a badass turtle wielding a sword, ready to take on anyone who dares to mess with him or his shelled friends. Not only is this sock stylish, but it also sends a message - mess with the turtles, and you'll get a hurtle. Wear these socks with pride as you fight for turtle conservation and wave goodbye to all those haters. They're the perfect addition to any outfit - whether you're lounging at home or kicking butt out in the world. So go ahead, protect those turtles, and show off your love of puns with our "Mess With The Turtle You Get The Hurtle" sock.

Turtles are lucky because they can stay at home all the time. This "A bit of a homebody" design is perfect for introverted turtle lovers!

I love being a part of the Shell-GBTQ Communi-sea! Show off your love for turtles, puns and being LGBTQ this pride!

Show that you are The Most Awkward Turtle in the Sea with this cute funny design. This design features an illustration of a cute blushing turtle and is the perfect gift for the awkward turt in your life.

Succulents are turtley awesome! Show your love for the soft things in life with this adorable pastel succulent turtle design.

Ah, the classic turtle sandbox from the '90s that, if you had one, was the ultimate sign your parents loved you. But now, as an adult, you feel somewhat ~empty inside~ like this empty sandbox. Show off your self deprecating humor and '90s nostalgia with this cute design.

I've got a shell on my back, hat that's brown to match. Show that you're an Old Town Turtle with this, "Can't Nobody Shell Me Nothin'" country turtle, parody design. Perfect for cowboy memes, Old Town Road parodies, music and turtle puns!

You already know that all of the womxn out there, regardless of any anatomy, are gonna save us all. Show off your inclusive support of our queer heroes with this, "Queer Womxn Will Save The World" LGBTQ+ design!

Memes saved my life! If you love memes and they literally saved your life this year show it off! Share your love for life saving memes with these cute and funny, meme socks!

Show off your pride in the planet and pride in your identity with this, "Save The Earth, Be Gay" adorable earth design! Perfect for celebrating Earth Day and pride all at the same time!

It's just a fact. Show off your love of lesbians and queer women with this "Lesbians Will Save The World" sapphic love design. Perfect for women loving women, LGBTQ pride, and saving the world!

OOP I failed a saving throw against sleep now I'm gonna take a critical nap BYE.

Guess what they found in scientific research that is a new and improved way of saving lives? Lovin' your thick thighs. Who cares if you have a little chub rub, cause you are beautiful. And man, can those thighs save some lives. So, wear that short skirt/shorts/dress, cause we're loving the whole body positive, believing in yourself and self confidence thing It looks great on you. So, let other women know to love themselves with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" shirt design.

Cowboys say gay rights! Yeehaw in support of pride with this, "Gay Cowboys Will Save The World" cowboy design. Perfect for loving cowboys like Lil Nas X and Orville Peck; Brokeback Mountain walked so they could run.

Don't be afraid of the ghosts and ghouls, ghouls will save the world! Perfect for feeling spoopy, ghoul humor, ghost gifts, halloween jokes, and puns!

These feminist socks are perfect for fans of magical girl anime, sailor moon and 90s nostalgia as well as feminism because we all know girls will save the world! These sailor moon socks are perfect for fans of anime shirts, feminist socks, feminist quotes, and sailor moon clothing.

Show your new Waifu some love with this pro Mei design. This meme inspired gamer design features illustrations of attack icons as well as the phrase "Thick Thighs Save Lives." And remember, this world is worth saving.

Help us Michelle Obama, you're our only hope! We hope and pray that Michelle Obama will run for president in 2020 and help save us from the reign of the Donald. Show your love for Michelle and support and hopes that she runs for President in the next election with these cute, Michele Obama, democratic socks!

If you're not willing to save the planet in the name of mankind, then you can at least do it in the name of kitty-kind! If we kill earth, we destroy all chances of life for our furry little friends! Save earth, Save cats!

Get in loser we're going to save America. Or get out to the loser in the white house! Get to work on fixing and saving America with Joe and Kamala with these funny, political, Mean Girls quote parody socks.

Everyone knows that there are only two types of alcohol in Dungeons and Dragons--"basically water" and "requires an automatic roll for a constitution save". So let your DM (or bartender, or just your friends) know exactly what kind of drinking you're prepared to engage in with these nerdy DnD socks! Perfect for a DnD party, cons, anywhere with a significant population of nerds and alcohol...

This Christmas just help me save democracy, whatever is left of it, that is. Show off your political humor this Christmas with this, "All I Want For Christmas Is To Impeach Trump And Save Democracy" anti trump, holiday parody design. Perfect for resisting and having holiday spirit all at once!

I just want to save the planet and end systemic racism, is that too much to ask for? It's a big request, but we can do it. Show off your love of the planet, social justice, and making the world a better place with this "I Just Want To Save The Planet & End Systemic Racism" social justice, eco warrior design!

sksksksk and I ho ho ho! Celebrate the holidays in trendy style with this "VSCO Santa" parody design, with an illustration of basic Santa with a hydro flask. Perfect for being a holiday vsco girl, and I oop - ing around the Christmas tree, and saving the turtles.

Don't give me sass or you'll get the axe! Show off your defense with this "Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt" design with an illustration of an adorable turtle ready to fight if you get feisty! Perfect for animal humor, turtle memes, turtle puns, and feelin sassy!

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!